I moved to LA for me. For my career, to change my life, and so my son, Oliver can grow up in an environment that would provide a “better quality of life”. So recently when I started hanging out with a cute boy, I wasn’t looking for a distraction and I especially wasn’t looking for a relationship at all… but let me break something down for you:
When a guy says, “I can’t get into something… I have too much going on… I’m focusing on myself and my career right now but I’m down to hang a little”, that’s exactly what they mean. When a girl says it they mean, “I can’t get into something… too much going on… focusing on myself and my career… I like you A LOT, I can’t stop thinking about you. I’m not looking for anything right now but are you my boyfriend? When are we gonna make it face book official? Do you like me like I like you? Yes let’s take our time, take it easy… … let’s just hang out …but like 4 times a week okay? And if I don’t hear from you every couple of hours I’m gonna feel crazy. Do you think I’m crazy? YOU are making me crazy. I like you. I’m sorry ”.
So while yes, I’m newly dating someone, by the time you read this I may not be because I have been acting like a psycho hose beast.
So this is a cry for help. Help! I can’t stop being crazy and this guy is a really nice guy and I haven’t thought about my ex or Tindered in months. Score!
Listen, I’m hoping he doesn’t read this, but if he does…. I’m not talking about you, I’m talking about this other dude… so don’t get a big head about it… you’re alright but I’m really busy and I can’t really get into something right now so let’s just hang. Okay?
Ps. The dude is actually and oddly enough someone you’ve heard of before… I’ll give you a hint… the way we met involves a crack head, an exploded bottle of sprite, and getting hit in the face. (Hint over, just read the story here).