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Pssst- Little Richard, Stop Following Me!

little-richardDear Sir who looks like Little Richard walking behind me,

I need you to stop PSSTing me right now, because I am going to hurt you. I am going to use my "I'm a frustrated newly single girl" super powers against you and it's not going to be pretty.  I just want to go home and eat my egg white and cheese on a whole wheat wrap and you are RUINING it for me. PLEASE don't follow women home, and do yourself a favor...cut your hair.  

I hate you,


ps. Thank you homeless man who told him to leave the lady alone. The lady really appreciates you.

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