This is a real review from Yelp about Dominos Pizza in Washington Heights. The reviewer gave it one star.
"Domino's Pizza." This is the first and last time I will ever mention those two words in the same sentence. Whenever I've eaten it in my life, it's mostly been in times of extreme weakness -- underage and drunk to the point of blood poisoning, after a breakup and drunk to the point of blood poisoning, bored with life and preparing to get drunk to the point of blood poisoning.
Last night I ordered a deep dish pizza with BBQ sauce and chopped chicken breast and bacon, and although the end result was extremely tasty in terms of fat and sugar and salt, I think it's time to move on! I want to get better.