Wednesday
Dec222010

Body Perk Nipples - Gifts for Xmas

Are you feeling like men won't even LOOK at you?  Do they grimace when they do? 

Listen honey, it's not your personality, your face, or your political beliefs that have him running away... it's your NIPPLES.  

Do you have inverted, jacked up nipples that are ruining your life????

YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR NIPPLES with Body Perks!

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Tuesday
Dec212010

5 Tips for Last Minute Holiday Shopping

Does last minute holiday shopping make you feel like this:

Here are 5 tips to help you through last minute holiday shopping this year

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Monday
Dec202010

Matchmaking - Xmas Edition...

Ladies, I found this guy's ad on Craigslist and wanted to pass him along..

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All I want for Christmas...

All I want for Christmas is to get to know someone like you. And I don't care if you are super chunky and fat or a skinny minnie.  So tell your toothpick friends and super large friends that they have a chance.

I simply want to make sure you're an emotionally available person with good qualities - 

This is Christmas, we expect a little more from a potential relationship - it should feel like the joy of unwrapping presents all year long. 

If you put "Christmas time" in your message I'll be able to respond because I'll see that you took the time to attempt to reach out and connect. 

Happy Holidays and HO HO HO

Friday
Dec172010

North Carolina - Moving on up!!

While visiting a VERY hick neighborhood in North Carolina I went to pee and saw this is the bathroom stall.

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Looks like North Carolina is progressing...

 

 

Thursday
Dec162010

Tramp Stamp of the week!

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Wednesday
Dec152010

Wikipedia Description of Little Bunny Foo foo 

Inspired_by_Little_Bunny_FooFoo-95llkp-dWe all remember Little Bunny Foo Foo right?  Well, I couldn't remember what the point of the song was...  Why was Little Bunny Foo Foo bopping the mice in the head, who names their bunny Little Bunny Foo Foo,  what did the Good Fairy do to him, and most importantly WHAT IS A GOON?  So, I looked it up on Wikipedia. Click more to see Wikipedia's definition of Little Bunny Foo Foo:

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Tuesday
Dec142010

4 Reasons You Shouldn't Smoke Pot Over the Age of 15

imgresAfter all the Hoopla about whether or not pot should be legalized, I am going to put put this to rest once and for all!

NO ONE OVER THE AGE OF 15 SHOULD GET HIGH!!! (The following are a few examples as to why people shouldn't smoke pot over the age of 15.  The following are all "Hypotheticals", or are stories about a "friend" or a friend of friends, but not about me at all. I'm perfect and don't I engage in illegal activities.)

Here are 4 reasons why you shouldn't smoke pot over the age of 15.

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