Thursday
Dec022010

Looking for a Survival Job this Winter?

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Looking for an extra survival Job this Winter? 

"TOYS R US SANTA MALES ONLY PLEASE
(You do not have to look like Santa a suit is provided with beard etc).
Pay would be $100.00 for 3 hrs of playing Santa. (half hr arrival early to put on costume).

NOTE:  Client will need run a criminal background check and sexual offender backround check on everyone before the event. They are looking for Felonys and child related offenses and drug related . Not traffic or other small things.

Please pass this along to anyone you think fits this description."

Well, I'm out!

Wednesday
Dec012010

Weirdest Wifi Name Wednesday

Pastrami on Rye from HershelsI was at a coffee shop attached to a synagogue in TRIBECA recently and when I went to look for a WIFI connection, I connected to the WIFI connection with the name : VAGINA ON RYE.

Either the tech support at the temple had a pretty good sense of humor or there's one naughty Rabbi next door.

 

What's the craziest WIFI name you've seen?  Email me @ Lindsey@bigcitysiren.com.  

Tuesday
Nov302010

How to Beat your Neighborhood Cat caller!

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The top five responses to the top five hollering phrases:

 #1 DAMN GIRL

 #2 GOOD MORNING BEAUTIFUL

#3 HEY MOMMY

#4 GOD BLESS YOU

#5 SMILE GIRL

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Monday
Nov292010

Thanksgiving Missed Connection

I spent Thanksgiving with my family in North Carolina.  Here's a Missed Connection from Craigslist that took place in their small town while I was there: Someone please explain the 50 dollar bill.

 

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Sunday
Nov282010

Stella McCartney Halloween Display

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I know that it's no longer October, but I am still not over this years Halloween window display at Stella McCartney.  Hmmm, i know they were going for ghosts but I see KKK outfits? Burkas? Whatever it is, it's clear that they the fired their regular window dresser....who has now been fired.

 

Saturday
Nov272010

Poll: What is the Worst Kind of Douche Bag?

no_douchebags_tshirt-p235082956623684464qw9y_400Both men and women can be douche bags.  Click to read about the different kinds and take my poll to figure out which one you think is the absolute worst kind of douche bag.

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Friday
Nov262010

Why is New York Drinking Water SO Good?

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FACT:   Tiny shrimp-like crustaceans called copepods (LEFT) help make New York tap water so yummy.

 

 

 

 

 

Contemplation 

QUESTION: Do Orthodox Jews drink tap water in New York if there are all those tiny shrimp in it?