Thursday
Nov252010

HAPPY THANKSGIVING from Big City Siren!!!

With Thanksgiving today and Christmas around the corner I wanted to share with you a video about the 5 terrible holiday traditions.  Brought to you by these two funny people: Ray Devito and Tom Shillue.

 

Wednesday
Nov242010

Weird Date Wednesday

UnknownEvery woman is looking for the perfect package: Smart, funny, and sensitive (but not in that weak and sad way).  I found a guy who seemed to fit all three of those requirements.  We went on a few dates...lot's of movie dates, and numerous sleep overs. Everything was going well except for ONE thing.. he WOULD NOT have sex with me.

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Tuesday
Nov232010

Five Ways to Beat S.A.D. This Winter

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Let's face it, Winter makes anyone depressed, even this big city siren gets S.A.D. (Seasonal Affective Disorder).  My neighborhood homeless guy is not looking the best either. So to beat S.A.D., here are five tips to help you not want to kill yourself this Winter.

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Monday
Nov222010

Pssst- Little Richard, Stop Following Me!

little-richardDear Sir who looks like Little Richard walking behind me,

I need you to stop PSSTing me right now, because I am going to hurt you. I am going to use my "I'm a frustrated newly single girl" super powers against you and it's not going to be pretty.  I just want to go home and eat my egg white and cheese on a whole wheat wrap and you are RUINING it for me. PLEASE don't follow women home, and do yourself a favor...cut your hair.  

I hate you,

BIG CITY SIREN

ps. Thank you homeless man who told him to leave the lady alone. The lady really appreciates you.

Monday
Nov222010

Welcome to Big City Siren!

This is me!

Everyone please settle down.  Shhhhh, thanks.  Sir, please put that back in your pants. Thank you.

Hi, I’m Lindsey (www.LindseyGentile.com) and I am an actor, writer, and comedienne living in New York Citay. I decided to start a blog after a homeless man peed on me on my way to perform at a comedy show in the East Village.

It was then that I realized, that not only am I going to die alone, but also that New York is truly a unique city and you have to be a certain kind of person to live here.  

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